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Sun June 02, 2024
	It's early for Woofday Wednesday but a Staten Island firefighter is being lauded for his heroic actions after he rushed into a blaze while off-duty and rescued a resident and four French bulldogs. Oui, oui source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Gallant says war won't end until Hamas is destroyed. No word on what Goofus says source: timesofisrael.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	25 is a) the best age to start investing, b) the number of Taylor Swift songs in the Hot 25, or c) the number of people shot at a party in Akron last night from one gun source: news5cleveland.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Actual headline: Boonsboro High senior denied chance to walk on graduation stage due to makeup 'concerns' source: heraldmailmedia.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think kids should be doing this kind of thing source: fox11online.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Photoshop this Portuguese stairway source: apod.nasa.gov \| share: Copy Link	8
	Lucky Queens couple pulls up safe with estimated $100K in cash while 'magnet fishing' in NYC park. But wait, it doesn't get better: The money was no good as it was ruined by water source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Unable to drive through farmers' market, 80 yo man tries different approach source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Man comes up with a cunning plan to pay off his drug debt: steal a delivery truck carrying alcohol and sell off the contents source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Sun-seeking Brits cross their fingers for a June heatwave source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	34
	Cold weather maps show snow bomb heading for Britain, as winter returns in June (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	22
	Caption this baseball conversation source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Shiat's on fire, yo source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Don't post about every moment of your relationship on social media? You are engaging in a 'new' dating trend called "no-launching" source: mashable.com \| share: Copy Link	92
	Delhi dashes hysterical report of temperatures reaching 127 degrees Fahrenheit, says faulty weather sensor means high temp was likely only 120 degrees. Take a chill pill, everyone source: asiaone.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Photoshop this happy graduate source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	CSB Sunday Morning: That one time on summer vacation source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Day 830 of WW3: Moscow Nightlife Unchanged Despite Ukraine Conflict. Whether due to patriotism, caution or indifference, Muscovites assert right to "normal" life despite the war and growing tensions with the West. It's your Sunday Ukraine war thread source: barrons.com \| share: Copy Link	321
	Wait Wait Cancel that...I guess it says "helf" source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	43
	Pickleball serves up scandal source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	63
(Some Guy)	That artillery shell factory in Texas being built to supply Ukraine next year will need boom juice inside, which will still be in short supply source: mil.in.ua \| share: Copy Link	71
	Don't kid yourself, Janie - if an elk cow ever got the chance, she'd stomp you and everyone you care about source: kdvr.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	When your closest neighbors are 1500 miles away, the Okalolies come out to play. Apparently, they get pretty hammered whilst scaring kids on the remotest inhabited island in the world source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	25
	Oregon coast is closed; poisoned shellfish should've told you source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	18
(Some Guy)	Remember to change your air filters. There might be plutonium in them source: coloradocommunitymedia.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Homeowners find out the hard way that drones are the new insurance adjusters. Beware of low-flying premiums source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Assuming there are no shallow creeks to ford, sandy areas, or exceedingly treacherous carwashes involved, the World's Largest Vortex of Suck will descend on Fort Worth soon source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Still no water in Atlanta. Atlantis still ok source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	16

Sat June 01, 2024
	Another day, another asshat climate activist takes their protest to a classic work of art. Subby's shopping for a new car and might consider buying a big-ass diesel truck just to spite these jackholes source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	87
	Grocery stores fined $1.6M for selling expired food. Expired vs. best by arguments to the right source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Rosebud source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	137
	Noise Factor brings a host of new music tonight including Enojado, Dopethrone, Tricoma, and Atomic Yeti. What's the deal with all the Ticketmaster articles lately? Also Old Man Gloom, Lesser Glow, The Acid Machine, and more @ 10:30 PM ET source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Conclusive evidence this Daily Mail reporter has never been to America source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Guy)	And then there's "police said he was unable to blow into the tube" drunk source: 1630kcjj.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Wildlife, statues, sports, and your personal information are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29 Feed the Press Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	That's a nice ceasefire you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it source: jpost.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Photoshop this cold crew source: i.imgur.com \| share: Copy Link	10
(Some Guy)	Two hours of semi-randomly selected music from the 60s to the 80s on Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). Then, can Clark fake being in a car accident to throw mob boss Biggie Conroy off the trail of him finding out Superman's true identity? source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Florida Man lands helicopter in protected bird nesting area so his passenger can take photos. Florida tag pretty much always equates to Facepalm, Asinine, Dumbass and Stupid tags source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Chad Daybell has dug his own grave source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	39
(Some Sandy)	Photoshop this finishing touch source: meetingstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Panama's first evacuations from rising sea levels have begun source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Explorer remains mysteriously vanish on Everest. Someone dug up the survivors? source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	The real crime is a cheeseburger cost $7 source: calmatters.org \| share: Copy Link	119
	It's a good thing her husband is a lousy shot source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Caption this bunny-eared guy source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Wait, a police department just did the right thing? A Florida police department? Will wonders never cease source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	"Hey boss, did they turn off the gas line?" "Uh, I think so, should be okay to cut it." cut BOOM source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	Carpenter used Apple Tags to get his power tools, and 15,000 others source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	131
	Entire town left abandoned with creepy church and "bizarre gnome" on doorstep. Meh, I've seen more bizarre gnomes source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	52

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